Office by Alex Penny
how many times are you supposed to do it?
au where tony is a really avant garde michilen star chef who does crazy shit with LIQUID NITROGEN and FOAMS and MENTAL TASTE COMBINATIONS and steve is a classically trained chef who has turned his back on the snobbery of the classical kitchen to make food affordable and bruce is one of those guys who seems super quiet but once he’s in the kitchen he shouts at you in french and throws pans everywhere and shit and shield is a really weird high concept restaurant where like all the food is served in the dark and the menu is a secret and natasha and clint probably COOK IT IN THE DARK TOO and obviously thor is making BIG BOLD TRENDY NORWEIGAN FUSION FOOD NEW KID ON THE BLOCK OOH
and they all unite against loki who is an overly critical food critic I guess
See, this is what you call salesmanship. Sometimes you don’t quite get how Tony Stark succesfully helmed a company, and then you see his technique, and all is clear.
(Source: ginchiest, via cactusspatz)
It is a common misconception that the ‘L’ in Samuel L Jackson’s name is an abbreviation of his middle name. In actuality, It is a roman numeral, indicating that he is the 50th descendant in the line of Samuel Jacksons, who have guarded our race since the ancient times.
#Achilles I’m here to speak to you about the Avengers Iniative
(via cactusspatz)
Iron Man (2008) deleted scene: Tony Stark does laundry.
I… cannot even.
(Source: iwantcupcakes)
(Source: textsfromthe-avengers, via lavishness)
So I was just thinking, if Pepper Potts received a PhD Tony would definitely buy her a can of Dr. Pepper as a congratulatory gift
Tony would buy her all of Dr. Pepper.
An argument could be made for 15.
(via ktupsidedown)
In Buffy 1x07, Darla says to Angel “Remember Budapest?”
Hawkeye says “This is just like Budapest all over again” to Black Widow in The Avengers
GUYS. BUDAPEST IS A BUFFY REFERENCE.
DAMMIT WHEDON.
HOLY COW.
Well fucking played, sir.
WELL SHIT.
That, or Joss really needs a world atlas to discover more old world cities?
lol 4 days
Dear Joss Whedon,
We recognize you made a decision to kill Agent Coulson, but given that it is a stupid ass decision we, as a fandom, have elected to ignore it. So cast him in Avengers 2 and we can pretend this never happened.
(via ktupsidedown)
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Clark Gregg just used the term “pheels.” Your argument is invalid.
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Clark Gregg just used the term “pheels.” Your argument is invalid.
All arguments are invalid for the rest of eternity
(via gogettergirl)
Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel.
MY NEW CRACKPOT THEORY: Canton Everett Delaware III’s son is Agent Phil Coulson of SHIELD. Canton’s the bio-dad; his partner’s name is Coulson. So Phil ended up with one dad’s hairline (and dress sense…) and the other dad’s surname. The reason why Agent Phil Coulson is so good at dealing with weird shit is that he fucking grew up with it. Because don’t tell me that Canton wasn’t recruited by SHIELD as soon as he got fired from the FBI. He helped a bunch of time-travelers deal with an alien invasion, stood up to the President of the United States, and did it all without batting an eyelid. CLEARLY PHIL COULSON’S PERPETUAL, FAINTLY-SMILING CALM IS A GENETIC TRAIT.
(Source: space-bees)
Awwwww look at kitty!Sherlock & kitty!Loki <3
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